Signs You're Watching Too Much Wrestling

You wonder why Sting, Wolf Blitzer and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names.

You only come out of your room if your theme music is playing.

When your boss is pissing you off you kick him and give him a stunner.

You always end a speech with, "That's the bottom line 'cause John said so!" or "Do you smell what John is cooking?"

Your new wardrobe consists of multi-colored bicep tassels, tights and capes.

If there's one beer left you suggest it should be suspended from the ceiling and the winner has to climb a stepladder to get it.

Whenever you see someone lying on the floor, you get the urge to put him in the sharpshooter.